Tempeh Potato Curry

I usually don’t try making savoury foods, as they usually turn out disastrously, but today I had come back from the longest way home from school I have ever gone on, and I made a curry for dinner.
I had previously thought no. Curry? Curry was one of the many things that are a mystery to me. It’s just so unreadable. Who knows what goes in? I never understood how from a few simple ingredients, half an hour of time (For me, the slowest cook in the world) a great lot of fumbling with mutterings of ‘aah! Oil? Butter? Potaoes? Do I put the oil on before chopping the onions? What’s going on!’
Most people avoid that, and know the sequences of what to do, or at least don’t go crazy about them. But I only know sweet food. I’m a really healthy person, but maybe once a week, once every two weeks I will break out the bowl, eggs, sugar, flour, butter and cocoa powder. Sheer heaven. There, I know what to do. I’m a natural with sweet things. But putting in spices, salt, different ingredients? It just never tastes right.
But today it did…
With THIS
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(sorry for the blurriness, it was perfect before I put it in the post… whats going on???)

And it does taste as good as it looks.
I adapted this loosly from a recipe somewhere I have not been able to find again. If I do source it I will put the credits in.
Ingredients:
150g Tempeh (For those of you who don’t know, it’s a really tasty fermented tofu. It has a wonderful chewy, tough texture remeniscent of chicken)
3-4 Medium potatoes
1 cup of tinned tomatoes
1/4-1/2 cup water
Tablespoon butter
2 Tablespoons oil
One large onion
1 teaspoon curry powder
1 teaspoon tumeric
1/2 teaspoon chilli powder (only if you like spiciness, if you really do add this much to taste, and then taste some more into the curry)
1 teaspoon salt
3 teaspoons yogurt
3 teaspoons soft goats cheese

(Seems like a long ingredients list, but it’s really very easy. I promise. Also, read this in an Irish accent. Please.)

First of all, chop up the potatoes into little bits and throw them in a steamer. Leave them there for a while. While they are cooking, Heat the butter and oil in a saucepan. Chop the onions with minimal (hopefully) weeping and throw them in for five minutes with the spices. Once they are soft, pour in the tomatoes and the water (If the tomatoes are very watery, only 1/4 cup, if they are drained well 1/2 cup.) Pop in the yoghurt and the goats cheese.
Transfer this strange, disgusting looking mixture into a blending thingy. For a hand blender. Get out the hand blander and give it a good ol’ blend, until creamy and wonderful. Pour all this back into the pan and keep heating on a low temperature.
Chop up the tempeh and throw it in. By now the spuds should be ready, pop them in and stir for a while.
Once this is heated, serve this wonderful concoction on a bed of fluffy white basmati rice.

I’m in a really good mood today…

Amazing Easy Gluten Free Cheesy Tomato Bread

Yes, I know its a long title that sorta rhymes. but…
Since the discovery of my intolerance to gluten, I have been craving bread that actually feels somewhat soft. Even the best bread in the shops is dry and crumbly and loaded with additives, and honestly, I don’t think putting all that crap into myself is a very good idea because if i do actually have ceoliac (ha, my computer corrects it as cecilia) disease, my gut is damaged enough already. So I have been trying to bake good gluten free bread.

Here is the best recipe so far: (if i find better ones I will post them too!
1 1/2 tsp quick blend yeast
1 tbsp caster sugar
350g of plain white gluten free flour blend
1 beaten egg
2 tbsp olive oil
(optional)
4 tbsp strong tomato puree
A lot of cheese, and some for on top

Instructions:
Preheat the oven to 200c (you might want to do this at a later stage)
put the yeast and sugar into a bowl with 225ml of tepid water and leave for five minutes.
mix everything else together
leave to rise in the tin in a warm place in a large polythene bag for 45 minutes. you can to something else in that time, if you want.
Once risen, scatter lots of cheese on top to create crispy crunchy crackly chewy cheesy crusts. mmm. I love eating alliterated onomatopoeia. Although chewy cheessy crusts are not onomatopoeic words. And I still don’t quite believe that I managed to spell onomatopoeia right the first time round.
Bake for 30 minutes
Trust me. the waiting is terrible after about fifteen minutes. I was just standing there, watching the cheese bubble for half an hour.
CHECK THE BREAD!!! I didnt and got uncooked dough in the middle when I sliced it. And I still ate the uncooked dough.
Drench in butter and devour that warm gooey gluteny-but-not deliciousness!
Even me and my small capacity stomach ate about four slices!